Blart Radio
Blart Radio airs on Saturday evenings from 8-10:00 PM EST. With a diverse set of hosts, including a cynical geek, optimistic weather enthusiast, and a fictional four-year-old alcoholic, you're sure to find something that will let you escape the harsh drudgery of life and enjoy a humorous, if not slightly intillectual, experience for two hours each week.
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On this week's show:
- After a listener request starts out the show, we discuss a new hybrid of Doug and Ed-- lovingly called "Ded."
- Peanutbutter and bacon?
- We detail an overwhelming trek to the grocery store this past Thursday that resulted in Karen's folks purchasing a new car.
- What happens when blind children get hold of peoples' vehicles? Find out what deadly accidents were narrowly avoided by both the show's listeners and hosts alike.
- We next discuss the types of stupid items that we've accidentally thrown away. Our listeners submit some truly astounding stories.
- The drummer for testament turns 45 today. We play a tribute followed by Karen's very special birthday song she wrote for her father.
- An accessible monopoly game has recently taken the blind gaming community by storm. We try to figure out why this is such a big deal, especially over the Twitter service.
- The newly weds prankster will reveal his joke face-to-face to his friend on February 26. Mark down the date.
- We learn about D&D and War Hammer. This educating leads to the conclusion that there are others out there much geekier than I.
- Today is National Pie Day.
- The nephew makes an appearance to sing an unidentifiable song over the air.
- Karen tells us a story involving a blind man, a beer glass, plants, and a hotel lobby.
- Find out how Karen's cane wound up on top of our refridgerator.
- Why will Karen's dad now be known as Jungle Jim?
- Blind sword fighting is quite the sport.
- Corona sings her famous lullaby.
- Finally, Derek calls in one more time to tell us of a great prank he played on someone during the 2009 ACB convention.
That does it for another week. Thanks for listening, and see you at the end of January.
In this week's show:
- We started about 15 minutes late because the chair that was broken during our last show was in the process of getting repaired.
- Why are we talking more quietly tonight? Two words: new neighbord.
- Meet Doug, Ed's successful elderly cousin.
- Karen's computer contracted a virus. Five days later, we're back up and running with a little help from Bryan Smart's pregenerated Windows 7 unattended install script.
- Who will win the "who has the louder sound system game?" We will, of course.
- Derek calls in to tell us about some payback he and his room mates gave to an annoying next door dorm mate.
- All of this week's music breaks are dedicated to our new downstairs companions. The first break eximplifies this fact.
- Karen and I both have new jobs. Payment for one of them was in the form of an iPod Touch. Karen demonstrates this useful, sophisticated device by.... playing ping pong.
- I give major props to the TVU Networks player and OO Tunes media applications.
- Karen and Ed then make a stupid song about the upcoming Cowboys and Vikings showdown.
- Why is bacon grease so bad for dogs?
- Karen's grandfather passed away last weekend. We are keeping her family in our thoughts and prayers.
- After some sports talk, John calls in to spin in his swivel chair while eating a hefty tripple from Wendy's.
- Our overly jealous dog really doesn't like it when I hug Karen. We demonstrate this behavior on the air.
- We then play a recording I made last Saturday of the dog's wrath when I tried taking his favorite toy away. One listener claims that his bark sounded almost human.
- Going back to bacon, we talk about an emergency breakfast that Karen prepared during one of our last mornings in Washington, D.C.
- We take a second musical break to play more songs for our neighbors.
- One of our listeners hates the word "spider." We naturally take advantage of the phobia for a minute or two.
- Steve's Talking Clock is now compatible with Windows 7. Click here to download it.
- Corona then calls in to ask Doug a few questions. In this conversation, we learn quite a bit about her presidential campaign.
- Finally, one of Corona's campaign interns calls in to clarify how Ed's run for the presidency was sabotaged from the very beginning.
That does it for this week. Despite our busy schedules, we will endeavor to keep broadcasting as regularly as possible. Thanks for listening, and see you next week.
On the first show for 2010:
- How was your holiday? We tell you about ours.
- Tristan decided to jump on my lap and ended up breaking my chair.
- John sent Corona a Christmas present. The result? A parody called "stupid brown dog" to which Tristan loves to dance.
- We then perform the song live on the air.
- Karen then takes Tristan out for a walk over the phone.
- Whenever danger is at hand, Bicycle Repair man will come to save the day.
- We next play a family rendition of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" as performed at my grandmother's house on Christmas Eve.
- Even though it's common knowledge, we remind those of you living with parents that living on your own is expensive.
- We are considering the procurement of an iPod Touch because of the OCR and barcode scanners available. Are they actually any good?
- John then forwards the TBRN number to my cell phone, so we are once again able to take calls.
- John decides to randomly inflict the talking thermometer in my old office at us at the top of the hour.
- We next introduce Karen's amazing talent: the living air horn!
- Turning back to Christmas Eve, we play a couple of badly performed Roger Alan Wade tunes.
- After our music break, John is back to play with the horrible on-board effects on his new mixer while our dog barks at the neighbors.
- Find out why running on the treadmill in my slippers was not such a great idea.
- We throw in another musical break including a Christmas Eve rendition of "In My Room."
- I have begun recording a series of podcasts for the upcoming release of Mobile Speak 4. Go to here to hear them.
- What's the difference between a 10-dollar and 100-dollar bill?
- Finally, hear about the new spinning coffee accessory I got for Christmas.
That does it for this first episode of the new year. Thanks for listening, and see you all soon.
On this Christmas edition of Blart Radio:
- We unvail the Reverend BigDawg Christmas CD for 2009 throughout this program. It's well worth it, we promise.
- Karen and Corona make up some new lyrics to the Charley Brown Christmas song live on the air.
- John joins us about twenty minutes in to drink some Christmas cheer.
- hear about a truly awful prank a man in the U.K. played on his newly wed friends. Follow their bedtime escapades on Twitter to see what he did.
- Craig. What is it, and why do we dislike it so much?
- John's woman's impression is very disturbing. It will give you nightmares.
- Good news for those of you who have followed Venison88's saga on Venison Stew. The situation is finally resolved, and he will be able to keep his house.
- John gives us an update on the Saints game that results in much giggling from the host.
- We next play the first segment of this year's BigDawg CD and reveal some amusing but sad facts relating to the tracks.
- We pause the show while the dog revs up to bark at our neighbors while never even getting off of the Blart Radio bed.
- We finally conclude the show by playing the last few tracks of the competed CD.
And thus ends Blart Radio for 2009. Merry Christmas, folks. See you in 2010.
On this first episode for December:
- We now have DSL, or "big boy internet" as I call it.
- This week also marks the return of John to the show.
- I made a very stupid mistake with our wireless network key. My own nickname is a part of it, and I managed to spell it wrong multiple times.
- We next introduce Lonely Beer II.
- Meet Howard, the new broadcast machine.
- Our dog has gotten over his modesty... in the parking lot.
- We had Irish Ed not too long ago. We now introduce Australian Ed.
- Why are alcohol and Christmas lights such an interesting combination?
- In preparation for this year's Reverend Bigdawg CD, we play some bits from past releases.
- Karen is cheap. C, H, ...
- We take a brief trip back in time to meet the old philosopher.
- We next introduce our next door neighbor: Duck Dog.
- Our dog is a thief! Find out what he did as we talk about our trip to PetCo this afternoon.
- Where was Uncle BS on December 7, 1941?
- Finally, we bring back the garbage song, Ed's techno remix, and the Ed Chorus.
That wraps it up for another week. Thanks as always for listening.
On this November edition of Blart Radio:
- We're back after a nearly one month absence.
- Since our DSL hasn't yet been installed, this week's episode is truly transmitted over the air via my cell phone's 3G connection.
- This is also the first broadcast from our new apartment with a live Karen and Tristan in the studio.
- We catch up on everything that has happened over the last few weeks, including new purchases and visits from John and the parents during the middle of the month.
- What is a butt chair?
- Learn about how I managed to accidentally ask for my eye condition at the grocery store.
- The dog is the most modest creature ever. Walking him has become quite the game.
- Karen described the dog's new relieving harness. This invention, surprisingly, hasn't caught on in the United States but is very popular in Australia.
- We then talk about the new phone saga that we both underwent roughly a week apart. The HTC Touch Pro is not such a great device, by the way. But guess who makes our new phones?
- Dr Pepper can be found in abundance in Texas, but it's nearly impossible to locate up here. However, some places do, so listen to learn where.
- We then recount a somewhat spooky story from last Sunday night involving a non-ringing cell phone and one of us getting lost in the snow.
- Why does Steve get cranky? Simple; no coffee.
- Where does the dog sleep? Here's a hint: not in his bed.
- The same dog is also apparently microphone shy.
- Karen describes why the Corona personality is such a contradiction.
- What does Ed look like?
- Finally, find out what mysterious kitchen aid was left in Karen's kitchen. It's both sightly insulting but very useful.
That does it for another week and apparently another month. Now that we have settled in, we should be on the air more frequently. As usual, watch the TBRN messengers for our next show. Thanks for listening and your patience during the move.
On this week's episode:
- Blart Radio has moved! We now reside in the midwestrn United States.
- I detail the more amusing parts of my rushed packing job, including a tale of ten boxes that followed me across the country.
- i discovered a new restaurant last night after I landed. Among its delights is a massive burger called the lumberjack and huge mugs of delicious beer. An anonymous couple wound up buying our dinner as well, so thank you to whoever you are. It was a great meal.
- Meet Irish Ed.
- The midwestern folks have an interesting Halloween tradition to keep the kids safe and make it more convenient for the adults. We describe it in detail plus tell an amusing story about a child who didn't like my Homer Simpson mask.
- i also consume my very first caramel apple.
- Hear all about the world's greatest candy store ever.
- A talking plant will burn you, like the crazy world of Arthur Brown.
- We took our dog to have a Halloween photo taken by the most idiotic photographer.
- What do Ed and a pop gun have in common?
- The new Creed album... is actually good.
- Finally, I recount a few final stories from just before I moved out. As usual, I forgot something important during my hasty departure from Texas. Guess what it was?
That does it for this episode. Our schedule may be a bit off while we get settled in to our new home, so keep an eye on TBRN's Twitter page for info on the next broadcast. Thanks for listening.
On this week's installment:
- After our opening track, a listener suggests an excellent way to run a radio station into the ground.
- A report released this week shows that U.S. broadband is among the slowest and most expensive in the world. How do your speeds compare to ours?
- We later begin our tribute to balloons by going up, up, and away in a beautiful.... motor boat?
- If you are an iPhone user, listen up. An excerpt from a BBC program sent in by TBRN's owner gives a perspective contrary to Apple's marketing fud.
- A call then follows to explain why wifi on cell phones is actually beneficial.
- It seems that Corona, everyone's favorite four-year-old, may have been born on the streets of NYC.
- Find out where the host of "The Farhan Show" has gone.
- Is Led Zeppelin's "Four Sticks" sped up? One listener insists the CD version is, and we insist that it's only Robert Plant's vocals that are put through helium.
- Karen's mom celebrated a birthday this week. A special dedication is played that even appalls Venison88.
- We experience some technical difficulties during the broadcast. Although nothing major, it becomes necessary to explain by blaming the seven-year-old desktop.
- John playing with a helium balloon follows, complete with an interruption from some dogs who are unhappy that pizza has arrived.
- Ever wondered what "Sweet Georgia Brown" sounded like when a tractor was used for the percussion? Wonder no more.
- Venison88 sends us a track that showcases the typical NYC nightlife.
- John's gurgly stomach makes a few appearances.
- We finally close out the show with a listener request and an older bit appropriate to some recent news in the assistive technology industry.
That wraps it up for this week. Life is becoming quite busy on the personal front, so we many or may not be around next Saturday. Keep an eye on the TBRN messengers to see when we're next on the air.
On this week's more unusual episode:
- Ed starts out the show by singing the typical introductory music from the shower. Note his weight from the talking scale.
- After our first song, we point out that Steve is actually perfectly normal for the rest of the week when he isn't on the air. Unfortunately, you folks usually only hear him when he's in show host mode.
- One of our listener's busted her earbuds yesterday. We reflect on an unfortunate incident involving some expensive earbuds and a toilet bowl.
- We make some jazz album recommendations per a listener's request.
- When Karen joins us, we update you all with the final total raised last week for the Crop Hunger Walk.
- Why was one of our listener's looking at a transvestite's chestal anatomy?
- Some long forgotten morons from Dallas try to inflict themselves upon the show.
- After an instructional jazzy song break, we play a hurricane excerpt to commemorate a massive storm that killed 50,000 people in the Caribbean today in 1780.
- We next turn to the cloning part of the show. Find out first hand how 32 Belchy McGas and Corona clones sound.
- Listeners call and write in with ideas about possible arcade games based on Brian, a longtime listener known for his alter egos.
- We next discuss old, cheaply made handheld videogames from the early 1990's.
- The Ed choir? Yes; it's real, and has 128 members. It's intriguing and disturbing proof that I need less time on my hands.
- Karen's brother has a unique use for the latest Bop It "shout it!" command.
- Another listener calls in to describe how the PC-based Bop It game works.
- We finally close out the show with a new jazzy cover of an Eagles classic and a clip of the Franklin Language Master.
Believe it or not, we didn't get to the content we had originally planned for this show. The next episode is sure to be a doozy, so drop on by this Saturday night to hear it first hand. You won't be sorry you did.
In this week's episode:
- We are accepting donations for tomorrow's Crop Hunger Walk. We outline what listeners can win several times through the show. You can click here to donate to the cause.
- Thanks to the marvels of modern technology, Karen and Corona now join us in much higher quality.
- Derek writes in, and several listeners agree, that the first track we played sounds like Power Rangers music.
- One of the attempts we make to encourage donations involves Ed spouting suggestive sentences. When the CHW received something, Ed would shut up. It worked.
- We reach into the live stash of Seamus Kennedy and replay his rendition of "Whiskey in the Jar" followed by some tasteless police jokes.
- Karen's pets now have Halloween costumes. Find out what they are and how one of the dogs reacted.
- Sami, AKA Ripples, tends to eat everything she can reach. This miniature pincher has been known to eat entire large cakes in a matter of minutes. She ate so much last weekend that she ended up in the vet's office for three days.
- We next turn to amusing stories about some of our not-so-tall hosts and listeners.
- We play a Spike Jones tune dedicated to our grandpa's wife who turned 90 last week and to Patrick's grandmother who turns 86 today.
- Seamus Kennedy is back again to demonstrate his amazing yodling abilities.
- Tristan, AKA Mr. Brown, next races a pack of horses to warm up for the big ten-mile walk tomorrow.
- We then flashback to last year's olympics to listen to 8 clones of Ed race to take a nap.
- To fulfill a caller's request, we then play the isolated recording of all eight Eds running.
- We then play a ten-second preview of 'Beer on a String," a song Corona recorded last May but which we haven't yet played to solicit some additional donations.
- Social Security is good, but beware getting real employment. Even if you are only temporarily employed, SSA will punish you for years to come for the meager income you managed to scrape together.
- Karen and I next talk about an amusing but flamboyant waiter we encountered at a local Red Robin restaurant near her home.
- We then take a two-hour break for "Things and Stuff," although the archive only has two seconds of silence instead.
- For privacy's sake, I skillfully removed Karen's E-mail address from the archive. I play the alteration live on the air.
- Since we reached one of our donation goals tonight, we're back to play the entirety of 'Beer on a String."
- For good measure, we also play "The Garbage Song."
- A listener then calls in to note that TBRN archives and automation have returned. They will remain available assuming that listeners don't further abuse the system.
- What is "Man vs. Printer?" The road to victory, perhaps?
- Corona's rendition of Seamus Kennedy's "Beer Song" concludes this week's extended episode.
You guys donated over $100 tonight, and we want to sincerely thank all of you on behalf of the hungry folks who will receive your donations this Fall. Our sincere thanks also go out to Patrick of "Things and Stuff" for granting us some serious air time to promote the fund raiser, and definitely to Krista, one of our loyal listeners. Many of the donations we raised were a direct result of her enthusiastic activity on Twitter. Even though our promotion has ended, we still encourage you to donate. We don't see a cent of this money, and it goes directly to a good cause. Every little bit helps.
And with that, we're out for another week. See you folks next Saturday.
On this week's jam-packed edition:
- We're back in the main Blart Radio studios this week with lots of new music and live recordings from last week's Irish festival.
- A listener's ten-year-old brother managed to get himself kicked off of the Disney website with excessive foul language. We aren't sure to be impressed or saddened.
- Gumbo in the Midwest? One listener likes to make the southern-borne dish.
- Chili's no longer sells its award-winning broccoli-cheese soup. Why is this such a big deal?
- We discuss an aging ramble John E-mailed to many of our high school contemporaries at May 2, 2003 at 1:53 AM.
- We start off the rewind to last week's Irish festival with some religious jokes and Mexicanesque tunes from the one and only Seamus Kennedy.
- Next, Vertical Horizon's new album was released this past Tuesday. Even though Karen managed to score the only copy in town, we still manage to play a song from the new record.
- We describe the horror that is an old woman directing Irish dancers to the poorly timed music of an accordian player with MIDI drums to back him up.
- John has never heard the Crystal Lite jingle. So bring in.... Clorox Lite?
- After we play some more new music that was released this last Tuesday, Seamus Kennedy returns with "The Sow Song."
- Find out why the preceding Thursday and Friday were so long for Karen and me.
- Our nephew is developing quite an accent. Listen to some examples of his speech as interpreted by we so-called adult hosts.
- Seamus is back to sing about Finigan's wake, or as he puts it, "a nice lovely Irish song about death."
- Seamus next performs the now famous "Beer Song." Note the very drunk midwestern guy behind us on the right.
- Of course, "The Barley Mow" must follow, and it does.
- After some more recently released music, we discuss our Simpsons references and promise to try to tone them down a bit in the future.
- We next wait for a minute past, play an appropriate dedication to a listener's younger brother, and top off the show with Seamus's take on a Benny Bell classic about Chicago.
What a fun two hours this was. We have even more to get to next week, so come back then for even more good times.
On this week's special remote edition of the show:
- This week's episode comes to you straight from Karen's place.
- I detail the overly adventurous trek I took to Michigan. I think I will avoid American Airlines from now on because of constant mechanical issues with their aircraft. The beautiful motor boat across the lake made up for the inconvenience, however.
- Of all the bands that should have stopped making music, Megadeath is releasing a new record tomorrow.
- I next tell a true story of Ed nearly being run over by someone's vehicle after devouring a plate full of barbecue ribs.
- Oh the things we overhear while hanging around outside Karen's house. They're vulgar, and we tell you all about it.
- Seamus Kennedy next sings to us about Sarah and her various occupations over the years. Ed and Corona wind up joining in with their own interpretations of the lyrics.
- Enjoy another audio adventure with "Fat Man," the city's greatest superhero.
- What's Fat Albert doing on the wrong side of the tracks?
- Say "wazzup" to freestylin' Ed.
- We said good-bye to "King of the Hill" last night. Its replacement? Yet another Seth MacFarlin take on "Family Guy."
- Ed next does a special, techno/dance jig for us.
- We next play a song that inevitably keeps popping up on Karen's iPod while she works out every day.
- We talk about the stupid stunt Canye West pulled at the MTV awards last night and play a paste-job someone created that had him interrupting President Obama instead of Taylor Swift.
- Given Ed's thick accent, how is his name really pronounced? Ed or Ay-ad?
- A couple of classic Benny Bell tunes round out the show.
Thanks for tuning into this week's show. We will be at the local Irish festival making all sorts of recordings this weekend, but we will be back to share the auditory goodness on the following weekend. Can't wait to see you then.
On this week's gripping episode:
- What used to be "The Louis Bin" has changed quite a bit. With three hosts, we figure the show is due for a new title. We present a few listener-submitted suggestions.
- Netbooks. Why should you get one, and why would you want to avoid one?
- Maria, the listener whose cat ran away last week, has a new one who needs a name.
- After many years, Karen finally has a proper bed.
- Sam Houston became the president of the Texas Republic in 1836. An appropriate dedication is played.
- John and I went out for wings yesterday. Hear the misadventure and irksome conclusion that resulted from the 3-mile trek.
- What is, and is not, peanut butter?
- Did you know that a tour company holds a patent for the sound made by duck-calls made by customers while conducting tours? Our very own Mr. Duck reads an excerpt from the article that explains.
- We read another brief excerpt explaining how the UK's equivalent to the RIAA, unsurprisingly, doesn't know how to count.
- We introduce a product that all apocolyptic paranoids must have: tactical bacon. We describe what it is, where to get it, and how long it remains edible on the shelf.
- We next play some apocolyptic-related music followed by the single from Vertical Horizon's upcoming album.
- Finally, today marks the tenth aniversarry of the formation of our first high school band. We play a couple of songs we wrote.
That wraps it up for this week. I leave town in a few days, so the Blart Radio schedule will be somewhat lopsided until I return. We will be back with some great content you won't want to miss. Keep an eye on the TBRN messengers. See you soon.
Here's a summary of what happened in this week's episode.
- We're back after a two-week break in which I lost my voice.
- John and I are a year older today. I try to skim over this fact, but the listeners are too considerate to let me get away with it.
- Who is "Fat Man," and who is "Stupid Man?"
- A listener's cat, Hunter, ran away this week.
- Karen's apathetic white cat has been lately obsessed with hanging out in the rain.
- We welcome a new show, "Audiotrosity," to TBRN's Friday night lineup.
- Hear about a horrible concoction John created involving fresh bacon, bologna, queso dip, old tortillas, and a microwave.
- Meet "Fat Man," the super hero.
- Why does Seamus Kennedy want to be a dog?
- Learn about what happened when Karen and Joseli, a regular listener, met at a camp as children.
- Who is the gigantic ten-year-old that Joseli is watching?
- John and I got some very amusing and raunchy birthday cards from our relatives. We demo one and describe the other on the air.
- Check out the gloriousness that are the redneck wind chimes hanging on our office door.
- After playing a tribute to toenails and being easily embarrassed, we play a tasteless dedication to the late Ted Kennedy.
- We play with two isolations I made earlier this week of "Old Gray Mare" and answer a question that has been on my mind for years.
- We hear a great and offensive bit poking fun at blindness and America's utter stereotypical stupidity regarding the subject.
- An excerpt from a Rivers West gig is played from the perspective of the dugout bench at a local baseball game from the previous week.
- Karen and I have been reading a lot of audio books lately. We discuss the narrators we enjoy, and I try to immitate them.
- I say "hello" to the birthday beer as John says good-bye.
- We next turn to canes and how easily they can be destroyed by mindless pedestrians.
- Finally, the TSA has issued new rediculous rules about seizing laptops of international travelers. Fellow Americans, let's watch as our privacy continues to erode under the poorly disguised excuse for fighting terrorism.
That's it for another week and another month. See you next in September.
In this week's episode:
- Recall the bees that were found last week? Apparently, they came back and flew amuck. They are now all gone after another bout with insect spray.
- We finally fixed the phone system and can once again take calls.
- Patrick calls in with a description of a hare drinking.... hair?
- We next play some tracks about haggling, beards, and haggling for a beard.
- Listen as we spontaneously make a bee-based Simpsons-themed ringer.
- We also demonstrate some previously made ringers and have a little too much fun with them in Sound Forge.
- The first Sony walkman turned 30 this week. We discuss it and read an article describing how surprisingly ignorant today's iPod generation is.
- dogs are evidently more intelligent than we previously thought. On average, your dog reasons like a 2-year-old, can perform basic math, and learn around 165 words and gestures.
- We next play songs about working 24 hours a day, messages from dead rock stars, and hear warnings about dangerous flat blue acid.
- We rant again about the local transportation issues in this part of the state.
- We also take note of all the new internet radio stations with more or less the same station, host, and show names.
- Venison88 writes in to tell us about a restaurant that serves flaming fillet of yack.
- John will now be known as "DJ Boobity-boobity-boobity-boobity-boobity-boo."
- Amusing audio stutters due to our crossfader round out this episode.
That's it for this week. Take care until next time.
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In this week's installment:
- If you want to rip music into formats compatible with the iPod and Rockbox-capable players, listen up. We detail the pitfalls to avoid and how we paid for some very poor assumptions (900 CDs later).
- Long time internet radio listeners have probably encountered the music of Andre Louis without realizing it. After over seven years of releasing music into the public domain, he has finally put a CD together that contains higher quality remasters of some of his personal favorites. The album can be previewed and purchased right here.
- Vertical Horizon has a pending album as well. Their independently produced record, "Burning the Days," will be available on September 22. You can preorder it from their website.
- We next play the Vertical Horizon single available from the band's site. I contend, and think you will agree, that it is the best example of home recording I have yet to hear.
- Karen next tells us all a delightful tale of unexpected bees that were found in her yard. An appropriate Simpsons excerpt follows.
- Ninja, a character we introduced last week, is back to share some timeless wisdom.
- Just into the second hour of the show, our two-year-old nephew unexpectedly shows up to say "night night" to both of our microphones.
- I turned said nephew into a ringtone for someone very special.
- We then introduce Old McDongle who hab a far.
- John Hughs died this week. We play a song to commemorate his movie-making career and create some potentially awful show themes.
- German pop, a lounge parody, and a smoke off make up a short musical break.
- Karen devises twilters, realtime server-side filters for the Twitter messaging service. We hope such an idea can come to pass shortly, especially as more people sign up with, and abuse, the service.
- They bet we wouldn't play this song on the radio, but we did anyhow.
- We close the show with another rare track I recovered during a massive CD ripping project earlier this week.
That does it for another show. See you next time.
In this week's episode:
- We start things off with proof that Christian rock can actually sound great.
- Learn about dairy cola, bacon beer, and onion soda.
- The listener we discussed last week is now out of jail.
- You won't believe who supposedly has a criminal record now. Here's a hint: it's one of the Blart Radio hosts.
- We play a special song for Karen's new cat, Weasel followed by another for a listener who loathes ice cream.
- After cleaning out my desk this afternoon, I discovered all kinds of great items.
- Learn about the Easy Crunch from a cassette of a local morning show I digitized nine years ago.
- Hear about John's famous hot dog, bacon, and bologna burrito.
- Seven months into her first presidential term, Corona finally has a federal proposal. It involves, beer, of course.
- Hear about some old police pranks and a disturbing 911 call from early 1991.
- Canadian beer has some interesting names.
- Among the disks I recovered today was a song my uncle recorded several years ago. For the first time ever, we air "God of Blubber."
- We discuss our accents, how they transform, and how even native southerners can become exasperated by their peers.
- We unveil a jazzy demo from Karen's upcoming album.
- Did something happen to you? If so, you can sue. Find out how.
- As of a few days ago, Karen now has a job again.
- What happens when you accidentally dip pizza rolls in chocolate?
- Find out what strange items I discovered in my filing cabinets today. I give a plausible explanation for said item's placement, but nobody buys it.
- Meet Ninja, a character that inspired our very own Kung Fu Docta.
- Finally, hear an ad for a special album that every obscure music lover must have.
That's it for this week. See you next Saturday night.
In this week's contribution to the TBRN broadcast marathon:
- We start things off with a special dedication to Derek, his credit card, and too many puppies.
- John managed to pull off a 40-hour broadcast this week. Hear all about it and what happened when it finally ended.
- One of our listeners is in jail after kidnapping someone's dog... again. An appropriate Wesley Willis track follows this anouncement.
- John got some corn stuck in his teeth. Ren and Stimpy therefore sing to us about All Cob's Eve.
- We once again debate about which Nightwish singer is better.
- Listen to what garbage sounds like when it literally falls sideways.
- Corona and her eight clones sing their now famous song about taking out the garbage.
- Two Karens and I then sing about BB guns.
- As we continue to recap past Blart Radio productions, we play the bits recorded during Ed and Corona's presidential race-- including the Blart March, presidential ads, Corona meeting with her foreign counterparts at a bar, and Ed's remixed techno dance track.
- We explain Blart Radio's name and why some of the TBRN services no longer exist.
- We next travel back in time to 2006 when John and I repeatedly played a certain 30-second long song to the point where Karen got very annoyed, sent in a flood of messages, and got kicked out of AOL. The audio is hillarious.
- Ever wondered what two Donald Ducks quacking "Ridin Dirty" might sound like?
- Learn where the "stealing your soul" bit came from.
- Corona's presidential acceptance speech is then heard.
- Finally, we play a song about a little fly for a listener's former, filthy room mate.
That does it for this week. See you in August.
In this week's show:
- Due to some technical difficulties, we started the show forty minutes late.
- Hear about our interesting trip to Florida.
- Karen unintentionally invents a new way to measure one's age. How many babies old are you?
- John expounds on the joys of a shrimp restaurant in Florida.
- What did John blow all of his money on?
- During one of our family jam sessions, we performed some Roger Alan Wade tunes. Even though we don't have any recordings of the event, we play the original songs to which my very own mother sang along-- explicit lyrics and all.
- Meet ongo Curt, the world's most beat up superhero ever.
- John keeps everything in his wallet. An IHOP receipt from 2005 is found, but the text is too faded for us to find out what he ate.
- This coming Monday marks the 40th aniversarry of the first moon landing. We play a few appropriate tracks, including the first radio transmission made from our orbiting neighbor.
- We play with all of the rediculous and hillarious ringers I've made for my phone.
- Unexpected sample rate mismatches yield a five-year-old Corona, slowed down music, and all of the amusing nonsense that goes along with it.
- Learn why my nephew's favorite word is "youd."
- Just when you think the show is at an end, I've put in a surprise for you faithful podcast listeners.
That wraps it up for this week. Be sure to tune into John's 40-hour broadcast this Tuesday night at 6:00, The Mix with Karen on Wednesday night at 10, and the rest of the TBRN broadcast marathon. See you next week.
In this week's episode:
- Today is the United States of America's 233rd birthday. As such, many a patriotic song is played.
- John and I performed with two others this morning for the city parade. Although the levels were a bit high on some of the tracks, we manage to find a few to showcase our gig.
- The troublesome enclosure that houses our production drive has been replaced. The horrible grinding noise is gone, and the drive came with some useful extras.
- Learn the details of John's self-induced software surgery on his laptop.
- Corona makes her appearance... with somebody's car keys in hand.
- Karen bought John a special surprise at her local art fair. For the first time on radio, you can hear how redneck wind chimes sound.
- We introduce a new show, "The Mix," which airs on Wednesday nights from 10 to midnight.
- After some more chatter, we play a song a friend, John, and I wrote to commemorate September 11, 2001.
- What do terminally ill flies have in common with IHOP?
- As is also tradition, Seamus Kennedy makes an appearance to pay tribute to our armed forces.
- A listener (who claims to be high on antibiotics) writes in with some very interesting commentary about one of the cohosts.
- Learn all about Lola, the special person who tried to stalk me a couple years back.
- After one final track from today's gig, we close out with a live fireworks demonstration from Karen.
That does it for this week. We will be on vacation for the next seven days, but we will be back in two weeks. See you all then.
In this week's episode:
- We start the show off with a pseudo-tribute to Michael Jackson.
- Both Window-Eyes 7.1 and Miranda IM 0.8.1 were released this week. Users of both products are highly urged to upgrade.
- My storage drive's enclosure sounds like an electric generator. We let you hear it to judge for yourself if it's dying or not.
- John and I describe some memorable events that occured last night with some intoxicated friends.
- A Benny Bell classic is dedicated to Karen's new box fan.
- On a similar topic, Karen tells us all about the mishaps she and her family have been having with their antique air conditioners.
- What are the strangest, or most alarming, sounds by which we've been awakened recently?
- A listener sends in a track that details Worf's revenge.
- Who is Michel and Mikhail Jackson?
- To commemorate Ed McMan's passing, we play a classic Johnny Carson sketch featuring Jack Webb.
- Karen's paper shredder sounds similar to the original flying sound effect for the Superman radio show from the 1940's. We give a side-by-side demo.
- We are sick and tired of hearing about the new IPhone. We rant rather extensively about it.
- We play a video Derek sent in that shows someone dropping his IPhone into a swimming pool.
- We play three brief songs recorded by Simpsons vocalist Kip Lennon.
- Will there ever be a "Best of Blart Radio" CD? Only if the listener interest exists.
- We introduce a new show, "The Mix," that will air on Wednesday nights from 10:00 to midnight. Check it out, especially if you keep up with today's more mainstream music.
- Finally, find out why I really need to learn when and when not to press the mute button.
That's it for another week. See you on July 4.
On the first episode of the summer:
- We catch you up on where we've been for the last few weeks.
- Love Land, China's up and coming adult theme park, was demolished just two days after we covered the story. Could the Chinese government be listening?
- Find out why a listener is laughing at us, and nothing, at the same time.
- Dream Theater's latest album, "Dark Clouds & Silver Linings," was released yesterday.
- Death metal then meets your shower (or tries to).
- We briefly cover the latest in talking telephone news, including a brief plug for an IPhone 3GS demo that Brandon H broadcast earlier this afternoon.
- It's hot all over the U.S.
- How can strawberries be classified as evil villains?
- Our favorite brown dog has been sick, but is thankfully doing much better today.
- The original, and only good, musicians from Evanescence are back as We Are The Fallen, and they are recording an album. We play a single from the group's website.
- Jerry Clower helps us commemorate Monday's tragic metro crash in Washington, D.C.
- Our treadmill sounds like it's dying. To prove a point, I briefly run on it to demonstrate the clacking, clonking noise that greets anyone who dares to use it.
- John and I briefly discuss some of our old time radio favorites and recommend a few series to check out.
- We then take a trip back in time to one of the D.C. metro rides I recorded when I lived in our nation's capitol.
- Despite their social oddities, idiot savants have some truly remarkable abilities.
- One of our listeners consumed 34 8-OZ cups of coffee today. That's 272 ounces, or just over 2 gallons.
- What ever happened to Lonely Beer?
- Finally, Mr. Brown devours some fortune cookies on the air.
That does it for this episode. We will be back on the air at our usual time this Saturday night. See you then.
Highlights from this week's episode include:
- I turned some clips of my nephew trying to talk to Mr. Microphone into an ID for the show. One listener thought he was saying Michael Phelps instead.
- The long lost quarter has been found.
- Our Canadian neighbors like to flavor barbecue and spaghetti sauces with beer. Two listeners describe the concoction.
- Let's all go huggin and chalkin in the guise of crazed 1947 dancers.
- We take Ed out of his drawer so he can read to us about Love Land, China's newest theme park.
- We play some wind-laden recordings from a Rivers West gig this past Wednesday in front of the Denton County court house.
- Despite my substancial sunburn from that day, I can still gloat that there are members of my family who burn more quickly, and are consequently paler, than me.
- I mess around with a ringtone I made earlier this week in Sound Forge. The result is certainly unusual.
- We then take a recording of my nephew and alter the size of his head along with the pitch of his voice.
- Since we had a very full house tonight, I next take the microphone around the first floor to let you hear a snapshot of the festive atmosphere.
- What do shoes and lonely beers have in common?
- The first Academy Awards were handed out today in 1929. Monty Python helps us mark the event.
- Hear a difficult-to-understand limeric.
- Learn more about the swivel chair I want to destroy.
- Finally, who, or what, is the love-matic grandpa?
That wraps it up for this week. I'm headed north for a couple of weeks, so Blart Radio's schedule may be a bit lopsided while I'm away. Stay tuned to the TBRN website and our usual messengers to learn when we will next be on the air. See you next time.
In this week's show:
- We start things off with a track that is slightly related to Mother's Day.
- Why is John so POed tonight?
- We heartily welcome some new listeners. In the process of talking with them, we explain why we refuse to run Skype.
- Find out what Crystal Beer is.
- Karen's grandmother moved today. We play a song dedicated to the move and the reason behind it.
- Ever wondered what the news would sound like if it were autotuned to a R&B track?
- Find out where Venison88 has gone.
- We're always looking for new broadcast tallent. Drop me a line if you're interested in joining the station.
- Hear what Karen's 14-year-old birthday hamster sounds like.
- We play an odd mashup between a well-known rap artist and a classic rock group.
- To commemorate the release of Star Trek XI, we play a strange parody john and I created back in 2000 with Microsoft Sound Recorder, a broken tape recorder, and some game sound effects.
- Do Eric Idle and Wesley Willis appreciate their mothers? We don't know about Mr. Idle, but Wesley definitely doesn't.
- Hear an autotuned rendition of President Obama and.... a cow?
- Some of our listeners don't like the emergency alert sequence. Even so, we have some fun with it.
- Despite our various visual impairments, we explain why we don't like to dwell on blindness-specific material.
- John, the world's biggest fan of twirling, has a new swivel chair waiting for him in Michigan.
- Our favorite brown dog had an interesting adventure yesterday.
- Finally, Venison88 and Clay write in with some delightfully inappropriate commentary before we sign off.
That's it for this episode. Stay tuned for the next dose in just under seven days.
In this week's episode:
- A giant storm system came through our area 25 minutes before the show started, and we transmitted the hail as heard from inside our office. Because most of you likely missed it, this spontaneous recording begins the archive.
- The local Dallas Cowboys training area collapsed today. Tim Wilson sings to us a football-related ditty.
- Karen joins us from her laptop, and consequently, so does our favorite brown puggle. Among his tricks, he is able to sit and eat fortune cookies on command.
- Learn about the key signatures of our barking dogs.
- Another storm rolls through, and we attempt to record more hail.
- People who believe it's possible to cook popcorn with a cell phone are too gullible for their own good.
- Ed now has his very own techno remix.
- Find out why Tristan was racing a crowd of horses today on the world's smallest track.
- Hear about bugs that live inside beverages.
- Corona might get her very own monthly call-in show or documentary.
- Hear some audio I sent to Tank-FX.com. Essentially, you can hear your own recording played back through a concrete tank somewhere in Germany, complete with warehouse workers, environmental noises, etc. Babadu and the United States emergency alert sequence are among them.
- We then break out some old Seamus Kennedy classics, remakes, and hang on the box for a yellow banana.
- Hear what happens when a furby gets nuked in someone's microwave.
- Finally, Ed dances for us one more time.
That does it for this week. We'll be back next Saturday; same time, same station.
In this week's episode:
- We start things off with one of several records that Derek and I restored this week. Unlike your typically tame old music, these recordings are inappropriate at best.
- Brian, a regular listener to the network who disappeared a couple of months ago, calls in after some very serious surgery.
- Some of our listeners are on diets. One has lost 25 pounds, and another's already down by 40.
- Hear all about Beachy and why I consequently don't like Spring.
- Benny Bell then sings us a tune describing the various jobs he had and why he doesn't work anymore.
- Billy Murray later sings to us all the way from 1905 about the Damn family. What a colorful bunch of folks they are.
- Find out what she's still got and why I want it. It's not what you might be thinking, either.
- Find out why it's so great to take ships for yourself instead of other forms of transportation.
- Corona has a cold. We hope it's not indicative of the Mexican swine flu that's running rampant down south.
- We didn't reach our live listener amount for the week, so instead of "Beer on a String," we play two tracks about each item.
- Venison88 doesn't much care for Pirate Daycare.
- Venison also tells us about an incident from his childhood involving flash cards, boats, kindergarden, and suspension from school.
- Some listeners can't say "firetruck."
- Is the cat in the cradle or in the kettle?
- Karen and Chelsey then argue with us about what constitutes liking or loathing country music.
That's it for this week. See you in another seven days.
In this week's show:
- TBRN's owner, Andre Louis, got married earlier today. We wish him and his bride the best and start out the show with a halfway relevant Monty Python sketch.
- Even though it was several thousand miles away, yours truly listened live to the wedding in his bed clothes.
- Ice cream trucks that produce doppler effects should be permanently banned from the streets.
- A listener is being bombarded by relatives for her grandmother's 85th birthday.
- Find out what someone obsessed with six-foot tall coin sorters is called.
- Watch out for the gigantic sneeze.
- Corona isn't the only person who experimented with adult beverages as a toddler.
- We update you with the latest status report of the station's services.
- We hear an amusing, but all too true discourse about having southern relatives over for the holidays.
- San Francisco was leveled today in 1906. A Scottish comedian subsequently talks to us all about earthquakes.
- Why should you use shaving cream every day?
- My nephew's birthday party was held earlier this afternoon. We fill you in on some of the details and play a recording of several of us riding with him inside hollowed out barrels.
- We resume last week's contest to find a suitable name for Karen's new netbook. We narrow the results down to two suggestions and take votes for the winner. The result is announced at the end of the show.
- Version 0.8 of the Miranda instant messenger is now a release candidate. Users are highly recommended to upgrade.
- Due to the show's time slot, the majority of our listeners reside in North America. Even so, someone from Germany writes in to let us know we're being heard across the Atlantic.
- Travel back in time with us to the early 1900's for a request that demonstrates the era's popular music.
- We finish the show by playing a comedic track dedicated to Paul Revere's ride to Lexington and Concord today in 1775.
Interesting topics for this week's edition include:
- We aren't terribly thrilled about the pirate situation. Thanks to Ray Stevens, we insult them quite nicely.
- After the singing and dancing, we detail the situation with the pirates.
- My microphone's shock mount is coming apart. Since no pictures are available, I describe the rediculous compensation I've made until I can replace the thing.
- I finally broke down and purchased a netbook. Since its primary purpose is to stream media of all sorts, including The Simpsons, into my bedroom, I've affectionately named it Nightbook.
- Karen also purchased one, and we hold a contest for the best name for it. The winner will be announced next week.
- Karen calls in from a hockey game to tell us that Ed's great great great grandson turned 55 today.
- Speaking of birthdays, my nephew turned two yesterday.
- Despite last week's navigational success on foot, hear why I don't ever want to stay in this city based on a frustrating experience I endured yesterday. Listeners also chime in about transit systems in their areas
- Charter Communications finally filed for Chapter 11. Perhaps their service will actually improve for a change.
- Find out why the Utah Jazz is Corona's favorite basketball team.
- I made an embarrassing Michiganian slip during the show. Can you catch it?
- We explain what's happening with the station regarding services, archives, and so on.
- Remember the garbage song from the last two shows? We play one final mix of last week's recording.
- A listener calls in to tell us about his friend who was so desperate for drug money that he tried to hold someone's pet for randsome. he failed to realize that said pet was equipped with a GPS tracking chip.
- We present a severe thunderstorm in glorious stereo as it blows through our city during the show.
- After we play a couple of songs related to the phone calls we received, Karen rings us and informs us that there were no fights at this week's hockey game.
In this week's show:
- John isn't with us this week.
- Find out about the pedestrian adventures Karen and I engaged in during the week.
- We each use different GPS products and compare them.
- What happens when one of our listeners falls asleep on a voice conferencing system?
- We recount the "Cough, splat!" incident from November.
- By listener request, we introduce a fictional assistive tech company headed by no other than Rock D. Bort.
- Last week's garbage song was so popular that we recorded a version composed of two guitars and nine Coronas.
- Karen shares some disturbing adult-oriented stories involving chainsaws and vacuums.
- Another listener shares an even more disturbing story involving a woman who enjoyed flies a little too much.
- One more listener tells us another such story involving poisonous snakes.
- We play another recording we made today of last week's Roger Alan Wade ditty.
- Finally, a listener calls in about his day surrounded by lots of redneck children.
This episode is probably the most definitive and entertaining show we've broadcast in the four years we've been on the air. Some of the more memorable moments include:
- Everyone is in the same studio this week.
- Corona starts off the show by pressing all sorts of pretty buttons.
- As usual, we catch you up with what we've been up to for the week.
- Today is not Pick on Rosey Day," even though Rosey might argue that point.
- In which direction will Corona age, and what other defining traits might change each year?
- Some of our listeners really love Crystal Light, and others don't much care for it.
- There's a difference between fun and fun.
- "Here, kitty kitty kitty."
- We devise a Spanish rap that we hope our more fluent listeners can help us solidify and create.
- We break out a never-before heard Guns And Roses parody called "Souvenir City." This song dates back to the Christmas holiday of 2001.
- With the musical backing of my new acoustic guitar, Corona sings a song all about taking out the garbage.
- We then take the same melody and add all kinds of interesting twists to it throughout the second hour.
- Get ready for Karen's hickups from Hell.
- Hear another sad, Celtic rendition of Corona's garbage song.
- John finally swears while we sing a three-part harmonized version of a Roger Alan Wade classic.
- Our audience is apparently filled with song writers.
- We sing along with a tornado siren and manage to freak out several of our listeners.
- Find out why talking scales are evil.
- An edited "The Dream" song plus the three of us makes for an interesting mix.
That does it for this week. We sincerely appreciate everyone's participation and promotion during the live broadcast. Another show might be forthcoming while Karen is here, so keep an eye on the TBRN messengers.
On this week's blast of Blart:
- John's mic stand has suddenly developed the unfortunate habit of regularly falling over.
- Which is worse? One-day-old coffee or one-week-old Diet Coke
- My 23-month-old nephew makes an appearance to say "night night."
- While a listener is on the phone, I develop the brief talent of remixing a techno bed with a Homer head.
- It turns out that Chelsey, a listener who loathes coffee of all sorts, has re-evaluated her opinion.
- Meet the roaring Rosalie.
- Discover why BJ's Pizza is so special.
- What exactly is involved with making the oink oink?
- Based on the past few weeks' shows, we can clearly see an inverse relationship between the amount of raunchy discussions and how much matterial I've prepared beforehand.
- We revisit the Belching British Grandma and discover some disturbing websites.
- What are John's true motives for visiting Ihop?
- We play several songs to mark Astrology Day.
- We talk about the brief vacation we took to southern Louisiana.
- Finally, the last segment of the show is devoted to an interactive discussion, and subsequent Tim Wilson track, about American accents.
That wraps it up for another week. Assuming everything goes according to schedule, all of us will be live from the same studio next week. See you then.
On this week's raunchy edition of the show:
- Today (3/14) is national Pi Day. Doesn't the U.S. Senate have anything better to do?
- I forget to unmute Karen's mic when she returns to the studio. Many raspberries and subsequent tracks are played.
- Randy calls in for the first time and tells us about his new band and musical gear.
- We briefly describe how the studio is configured.
- Rosey and Karen then take the above explanation and pervertedly corrupt it.
We learn that Corona can count to twelve.
- We hear about something that nearly happened to Patrick while he was visiting West Virginia last year.
- We and the listeners debate good and worthless adult beverages.
- Karen's happy cat makes a bassy appearance.
- We play some music dedicated to St. Patrick's Day.
- Finally, the Onion Radio News provides us with a few laughs.
And there you have it. We'll be back next Saturday night.
In this week's episode:
- We hear from a lot of new listeners since new archives haven't been posted during TBRN's server migration.
- Patrick and I debate who has wasted more time creating rediculous audio compositions in even more meaningless locations.
- If you enjoy off-the-wall and slightly intillectual humor, check out The Snowman.
- We discuss why we were so reluctant to join Twitter.
- Some program on Facebook called Speed Date keeps trying to hook me up with random anonymous women.
- Derek calls in with a disturbing video on Youtube.
- Karen rings us during a hockey game that had the potential of hosting 75 clones of Brian
- Mr. Brown sends us a voicemail to tell us that he doesn't like being home while Karen's away.
- The telephone was patented today in 1876.
- In 1994, the Supreme Court ruled that it was legal to parodize published music without having to seek the original author's permission.
- John's apparently been talking to some of our female listeners at 2 in the morning. Wonder why that could be?
- Listen as I describe how I managed to rack up a $300 phone bill in just minutes at a friend's house when I was only a lad of seven.
- Another listener called "The Texas Hammer" and ended up with quite a hefty bill as well.
- Grass in the toaster?
- We show you examples of talking beer openers.
- John then enters and comes out of our very crowded closet in search of an old telephone. He brings us a filthy snorkle instead.
- Vennison88 rounds up the show by calling us and embarking on tales of yesteryear that involve his childhood chemical experiments.
That does it for this week's incriminating episode. More greatness will return next week. See you then.
Highlights from this week's episode of Blart Radio include:
- The legendary Paul Harvey died just as the show began. Coincidence? You be the judge.
I got to see the Dave Brubeck Quartet last night. The man still plays as good as ever despite his frailty. The concert sold out for both nights that the group was in town.
- Corona gave up beer for Lent. Will she be able to survive until Easter?
- John and I upgraded our phone plans today. Somebody forgot to bring his current ID to the store which, at the very least, made the trip worth discussing.
- The Irish Republic was founded today.
- Tim Wilson helps us commemorate the beginning of the Davidian 51-day standoff in Waco, Texas in 1993.
- Reverend Bigdawg and the basketball team that kept falling down remind us that the first basketball game was televised today in 1940.
- Corona has a beer machine.
- One of our listeners really messed up her face. We wish her well and hope she recovers soon.
- Another listener spontaneously submits us an ID.
- The Shang-hi Communique was signed today in 1973.
- My sexy sexy voice apparently isn't so appealing to our listeners on the other side of the fence.
- Another listener calls in to tell us about his impending baby.
- Someone's mother snores so loudly that the entire house can hear it. Because we're so nice, we let you hear it, too.
- We next hear an odd loudspeaker trick when Karen returns to her mic while on the phone.
- Finally, take it to the limit with a circle of rakes.
That does it for this week. See you all in another seven days.
In this week's edition of Blart Radio:
- This is the first show of the year with the entire BR crew.
- Since Kelsey Grammer turned 54 today, we created a few new sound effects for the show.
- Nascar was officially formed today.
- Ed makes his first appearance for 2009.
- Find out why Corona's been obsessively taking out the garbage.
- Hear a track or two from my cousin's former band, Tree Logic.
We play a clip from the Valentine's Day show we put on last week.
- Corona has a quarter, because she's just so smart.
- Several people, including Nicole, Meredith, Amy, Mr. Brown, and Brian are celebrating birthdays.
- Observe how one cuts off a clicky approximately 53 minutes into the show.
- We have some script updates for Window-Eyes users.
- Candycorn up John's nose, DVD Mountain, and unexpected trips to the ground sum up our personal incrimination for the week.
- The Communist manifesto was published today in 1848.
- Why is John speaking vocally?
- Karen managed to hit an amazingly low note earlier in the week. Hear all about it and the song that prompted it.
- We end the show with a track from Disciple's newest album.
Thanks for listening, and see you next week.
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